handy pandy

a slang for hand job

dude i got handy pandy from her

by shaker December 8, 2007

Dirty Handy

When A female takes a shit in her hand and then gives her boyfriend a handjob with the shit as lube.

Guy: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a dirty handy last night!

Tall Mexican: Thats not weird!!!

by BrianIvanORandy March 14, 2009

Afghan Handy

When your girlfriend pulls your grandma's afghan (the crocheted wrap that's thrown over the back of the couch) over your lap and gives you a smooth, loving tug job during movie night.

Roger busted his nut all over the couch after his girlfriend gave him an Afghan Handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Spanky-handy

Totally awesome!

That is a spanky-handy brochure you just designed!

by KJ718 February 5, 2009

jack handy

a term used to desribe some one who chronically jacks off

hey his name is jack handy at home

by chris Washington July 24, 2008

Jp Handy

This act was born in southern Indiana by a homosexual high school senior who was found preforming the "Jp Handy" at a local fish fry. The Jp Handy is the act of fisting or fingering the ass hole of your partner then removing your shit covered hand or fingers and then masterbating with this hand.

Jp Handy

(Man1) Im out of lotion.
(Man2) You can Jp handy me

by thais54 January 31, 2010

Handy Manny

A funny little kids show on Disney. The main character, Manny, has a bunch of talking tools and he goes and...fixes stuff for people.

He's voiced by Wilmer Valderamma! Can't beat that!

I watched Handy Manny with my little cousin.

by THIS IS LASAGNA!!!! December 14, 2007