no hands

performing an activity without the use of the hands

Why does Rover keep licking himself?
Because he has no hands.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Handsome Varney

To completely change persona and make yourself irresistable to women by putting an adjective before your name.

Im going to Handsome Varney John.

Hey ladies, have you met well hung John?

by bluetowel February 22, 2011

doctor hands

Someone with extremely cold hands, like a doctor.

Don't touch me with those doctor hands, they're freezing!

by SneakerHeadAJ December 4, 2010

cabbage hands

An arrangement of phalanges attached by connective tissue to a carnival worker's wrists. Typically small in nature and having the aroma of cabbage.

Luke: Last night I got jerked off by a carnie.

Dan: Wow, how was it?

Luke: Amazing. My cock looked huge in his tiny cabbage hands.

by handjibbers June 30, 2017

Worldwide handsome

The term worldwide handsome is often used when refering to Kim Seokjin (김석진), better known as Jin, from boygroup BTS (방탄소년단).

Him being the only living description of worldwide handsome to date, indicates that this term is exclusively applicable to Kim Seokjin only.

Kim Seokjin is the most beautiful living being in the world, he truly is worldwide handsome.

by Meralvh December 10, 2017

safe hands protocol

The directive to no longer shake hands with anyone, born of the Coronavirus.

We demonstrated the newly instituted safe hands protocol and offered our most sincere air kisses standing ten feet apart.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2020

paper hands

Selling a stock or a item, when it is starting to lose value instead of holding it and waiting for it to go up again.

Jerry sold his Bitcoin when it was at 10,000$ because it had a huge dip. Ben kept his Bitcoin stock even after the dip, and now has lots of money. Jerry has paper hands.

by Mattsit February 13, 2021