Handled

(To be) Handled. To get owned or extremley burned. Harcore version of an own.

Guy-"Dude man Kyle just got Handled in that fight with Dylan"
Guy 2 - "Dude I know right"?

by Dman16 May 16, 2010

Handgelina Jolie

The hand your often masturbate with, a pun to Angelina Jolie

Forever Alone Guy: Be right back, gonna have a quick meeting with Handgelina Jolie

by MutahMan March 6, 2011

Wrong Handed

The opposite of right handed. Duh.

Bob is wrong handed, that's why he sucks at writing.

by Ganondox February 26, 2019

hande'

me... my name, not a car

hande' is so fucking awesome... she's hot, smart and concieted for doing this.

by hande October 23, 2004

handlebars of fierceness

Motherly advice from Tyra Banks on cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. The handlebars of fierceness alludes to when one achieves the pinnacle of amazingness usually when being photographed, or in any other stressful situation.

Tyra (to inconsistently performing model): You need to grab the handlebars of fierceness and not let go.

Model: ...?

by ANTMFan April 18, 2011

fly off the handle

To become angry or enraged.

"I'm Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle!"

by Socko August 10, 2004

handle your shit

to take care of all the shit no one else wants to do for you

Guy: Man, i'd love to go buy this sweet fuckin' guitar, but i don't have the money!

Guys friend: Well how about you go get a job and handle your shit!

by theblob94 October 31, 2010