Canadian Handjob

just the balls

"Brett, did you get some last night?" "Yeah but just a Canadian Handjob"

by Salt18 November 18, 2016

Hungarian handjob

Simultaneously jerking someone off while repeatedly throat punching them.

Miles mind was blown last night when I gave him a Hungarian handjob. I wish I had known that "megadom magam" meant "I surrender" though. We could have avoided some awkward moments in the ER.

by Az én péniszem a tûz pénisze May 12, 2017

accidental handjob

when you didn't really plan on giving a handjob but you did anyways.

"I just wanted to cuddle with him, but it turned into an accidental handjob."

by kethavele June 3, 2017

Canadian handjob

The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons

Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?

Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob

Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons

by beingcatfishedrn October 9, 2018

Steel handjob

When you get a handjob from a married woman wearing her wedding ring.

I got a steel handjob from my buddies mom at the bar last night.

by Canadiantetons February 17, 2019

Phantom Handjob

When a man or woman’s lays on arm or hand to make numb then proceeds to perform handjob on self or partner

Dam my arms numb guess I’ll give myself that phantom handjob

by ThePhantom89 January 12, 2021

Redneck Handjob

A handjob where the person giving has a band aid on their finger

Mark got a redneck handjob from Stephanie the last night, gross..

by oneloadedcheeseburgerplease April 19, 2023