Done been had

When your small brain gets fucked up, or when you're fed up with something

Jade:" Destiny, I just failed that test!"
Destiny:"OOF!!! You done been had!"

by D&JBigDickEnergy September 30, 2019

Had a Johnny moment

Trying as hard as possible to make a cohearent sentence and or being the biggest idiot possible during a given situation.

Last night Nick was flopping all over dylan's couch and babblin' like an idiot.
Yeah He Had a Johnny moment.

by Webenator April 6, 2015

had her done

When you give it someone up the bum

I bet your dad had your little sister done

I had her done yesterday

by EL JEFE O EL OLIVER January 11, 2017

Had a bad day

An excuse used by cowards, the morally bankrupt, and men with weak-chins to grant legal immunity.

"Did you hear about that cop that tied up that kid's hands behind his back and then slammed him face-first into the ground?"
"Oh the cop just had a bad day."
"Are you fucking serious? He used excessive force you weak-chinned mud slug."

by Equity and Justice June 3, 2020

i had a moment

When you are very distracted and zoned out off in your own world or after you get a random shiver up your back and say "I had a moment"

Dude i had a moment like a big moment in my mind

by controversial dog December 3, 2021

we had coffee

a good night of sex to keep u up.

i met kesha at the bar one night, she was pretty so i told her. she opened up about her day and we had coffee.

by Rdg_Dreaddy July 11, 2017

you've had a touch

Cockney slang for 'you're lucky.'

'You've had a touch, stupid little mug!!'

by anonymous December 9, 2021