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hobo-bath

The act of washing hair, face, arms, and possibly legs (if wearing shorts) in a sink because one is dirty, but pressed for time. Usually done by college students that work (outdoors) during the day and attend class in the evenings. This act is done very quickly when a shower is not an option.
Sorry I'm late. I couldn't get off work. I even had to take a hobo-bath to get here this early!
by Jgnew April 24, 2008
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Hobo joe

A hobo mainly founded by portion road. Was found by Nicolas disipalus in the school of sagamore. Hobo Joe is thought to be sexy so a bunch of teens go on hunts to find the glorious human
Nicky: I just saw hobo Joe while coming to school and he touched my booty
Fabrice: damn I'd like to see this sexy man
by BlueVoid April 11, 2019
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hobo-ette

a hobo in a skirt............Definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words.
In your entry, link to other words using square brackets. For example, booty will become booty.....hobo-ette
by se_101 October 2, 2005
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Hobo-stick

A sexual manouvre wherein a woman kneels with a man behind her, cock resting on her shoulder and balls falling not unlike the sack of a bum's hobo-stick. She then jerks him off in this way all the while whistling Roger Miller's "King of the Road" or another appropriate song of the trade.
"I got hobosticked by this homeless chick last night...it was awesome."

The alternative "Hobo-stuck", may also be employed...

The hobo-stick is a longtime favorite of the homeless boxing circuit contenders.
by Cficks January 4, 2009
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Hobo's Hand Grenade

The action in which someone shit's in a crisp packet and throws it at their enemies. Preferably done by hobo's.
"Duck and cover! Eddie nit just shit in a crisp packet. There's a hobo's hand grenade incoming!"
by Tard Features October 12, 2011
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Hobo-ish-ness

Defined by hobo characteristics. Jane refused to put sheets on her mattress and her mother said There is hoboishness going on in here! as she entered her room and saw the bare mattress.
The hobo-ish-ness of this room makes me want to take a bath.
by DRIGGS63 June 30, 2016
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Hobo, Bride of Hobo

Cheryl Blossom used this phrase in season 2 episode 2 in Riverdale.
Hobo, Bride of Hobo Welcome to thistle house!
by Daddy_Finn'sMonster February 8, 2019
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