Forrest Gumping

One day, for no particular reason, you just feel like doing something. And you don't stop until you're done.

One day, for no particular reason, I decided to have a little beer. When I finished the beer, I thought i'd drink another. By the end of the night, I drank 47 beers and passed out. I sure was Forrest Gumping!

by SkipperNaut April 28, 2017

gump sense

1. dumb
2. stupid
3. about as bright as a burned out light bulb
4. not to swift
5. the opposite of highly intellegent
6. just plain dumb

oh great that guy is coming back yeah hes got gump sense it took me 2 hours to explain how we fixed his blazer last nite and it only took 15 minutes to fix the damn thing

by [e-mail] December 28, 2007

gump

someone who's a loner, or by themselves.

man, she's just a gump, don't worry about her.

by kirsten November 27, 2003

Da Gump

what the locals call Montgomery, Alabama. also known as Gump Town and Monkey Town

where you from man
da Gump bitch!

by Gump town balla November 15, 2005

Gumped Up

Seriously messed up. The term "gumped up" was originally coined by a Captain McPherson of Maine. (Long before the film, "Forrest Gump.") The phrase became part of the regional dialect and continues today.

(With Maine accent) "Look at this fuckin' gumped up fuckin' piece of shit."

(Also with Maine accent) "Oh my friggin' word. This friggin' gumped up friggin' house! All the friggin' floors are saggin' an' the friggin' windows are are frigged up an' painted shut."

by Meester Jeemy July 7, 2011

Gump Diesel

An incredibly slow person; one who lacks motivation and/or discipline.

You bought a Jensen Interceptor? Dude, you're a fucking gump diesel.

by BlackCouch June 21, 2009

The Bubba Gump

When during a foursome, you and your bro sit back to back like Forrest and Bubba did in the mud, and proceed to destroy your respective females.

Bro 1: "Dude, my girl doesn't want you to see her naked"

Bro 2: "Dude! same goes for my lady"

Bro 1: "OK bro, how bout we sit back to back like Forrest and Bubba did that way we won't see each other or the other chick and we'll call it The Bubba Gump!"

Bro 2: "I just brain cummed"

by mackdaddyswiss123 March 11, 2011