Male, 30-something, Patriots fan.
Very or slightly overweight dude commonly with long messy hair, poor hygiene, age old clothes. No sexual attraction whatsoever. More than likely hanging out with a taller, handsomer, clean cut guy of same age and background in order to have the women in his same vicinity.
Most commonly the GLARG is from the North Eastern part of the continental United States and has relocated to warmer and a more metropolitan area.
Becomes second tier when women approach the taller friend. Usually just shunned away with a kind insult.
Very or slightly overweight dude commonly with long messy hair, poor hygiene, age old clothes. No sexual attraction whatsoever. More than likely hanging out with a taller, handsomer, clean cut guy of same age and background in order to have the women in his same vicinity.
Most commonly the GLARG is from the North Eastern part of the continental United States and has relocated to warmer and a more metropolitan area.
Becomes second tier when women approach the taller friend. Usually just shunned away with a kind insult.
Woman walks up to two guys in a bar and says to the taller one...
WOMAN: "Excuse me, my friends over there are interested in you. What is your name?"
TALL FRIEND: (being polite and introducing his less fortunate friend) "Hi, I'm Jeff and this is my friend Glenn!"
WOMAN: "Was that Glarg???"
GLENN (GLARG): (furious but controlled) "No, Glenn, two N's..."
WOMAN: (Interested in the Tall Friend) "Whatever, anyway Jeff, my friends....."
Usually this leaves the GLARG enraged and hateful, but still drinks the night away.
WOMAN: "Excuse me, my friends over there are interested in you. What is your name?"
TALL FRIEND: (being polite and introducing his less fortunate friend) "Hi, I'm Jeff and this is my friend Glenn!"
WOMAN: "Was that Glarg???"
GLENN (GLARG): (furious but controlled) "No, Glenn, two N's..."
WOMAN: (Interested in the Tall Friend) "Whatever, anyway Jeff, my friends....."
Usually this leaves the GLARG enraged and hateful, but still drinks the night away.
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