Guaran-damn-tee

More than a guarantee; When you don’t just guarantee, you guaran-damn-tee.

Alex: are you sure?
John: I guaran-damn-tee it!

by 1an_p March 6, 2019

Guyan

A sports oriented guy with a nice 6-pack who tends to get all the ladies and the men ;)

John: HEY! It's a Guyan!
Ellen: Ooh look at his 6-pack! It even has a 6-pack!
John: Man I wish I was a Guyan...

by Sumebod3oncetoldme February 4, 2020

Guaranteed Like

Someone who always likes your Instagram posts - a guaranteed like, also known as a GL

Charlie is such a GL - he is always liking my photos
Guaranteed Like

by Laila Andrews April 13, 2020

Guaranteed Like

Someone who always likes your Instagram posts - a guaranteed like, also known as a GL

Charlie is such a GL - he is always liking my photos
Guaranteed Like

by Laila Andrews April 13, 2020

guaranteeth

Guaranteed by your teeth

I'm telling you, this burger is the best in town. Guaranteeth!

by jj1123 November 4, 2020

guaranteeth

Guaranteed by your teeth

I'm telling you, this burger's the best in town. Guaranteeth!

by jj1123 November 4, 2020

Guarana Gutter

When you poor an energy drink into a women's vagina and proceed to fuck it
Usually done in an attempt to gain both the drinks energy and the natural high of sex.
Can be performed via either penetration or oral of the minge.

Bro, I just poured my Red Bull on her moot and fucked her, it was the Guarana Gutter!

Evan and me Guarana Guttered a chick with some V at revs on the weekend, it was dope.

by BigBustlinBibby June 1, 2021