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Semen Goggles

A working person that wears glasses. Not because he is partially sighted, but to protect his/her eyes from spunk after sucking the boss off due to them being up the bosses arse all the time.
"Check out semen goggles Pedro, thats one way to get on the mounting table in the mornings! "
by Hedgehog Dave February 15, 2014
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Beard Goggles

When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.
I have some serious beard goggles for him!
by namepersonface August 10, 2014
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daddy goggles

The tendency for dads to think their sons are way better athletes than they really are.
Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.

Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.
by DROD76 October 28, 2015
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Avani Gregg

Avani Gregg is an awesome, amazing and sweet girl. I bet evryone loves her make up. Shes really talented!
cc:oh look! Its Avani Gregg! Shes awesome, right?
cc:Yeah! I really like her video!
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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CMA goggles

The lowering of standards when picking a female at the California Maritime Acedemy as a result of the shortage of women as well as the shortage of good-looking women.

Similar to the phenomenon of Triton Eye that occurs on the UCSD campus.
Yeah you have the CMA goggles on full time now, dude.
by phoenix.protocol October 30, 2010
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Old Gregg

A scaly man fish from The Mighty Boosh season 2. He lives in Black Lake, and shows people his mangina.

He likes to drink Baileys from a shoe.
"I'm Old Gregg"

"Some say he's half man half fish, others say he's more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he's a fishy bastard"
by Vince_Noir April 17, 2008
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Boob Goggles

When a girl is made substantially more attractive by the size of her breasts.
God she's hot!

What you on about?

Don't worry he's got his boob goggles on... he'll get over it.
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