Greasy carrot

A girl who just got a spray tan. She looks like a glazed carrot and smells like popcorn

Damn, did you see that girl? She's definitely a greasy carrot

by Hsmithy March 4, 2017

Greasy Forest

The term used for when someone has really greasy hair and alot of hair. Typically something you would say to that one friend who looks like he dipped his head in UKFC (Bradford Take-away) oil. The term typically arose in 2018 when lots of British people started having long hair and therefore lots of greasy haired people were recognised

Damn you should get that Greasy Forest sorted.

Are you a Greasy Forester?

by Sherazzy's Dad July 17, 2018

greasy caesar

State of a persons b hole after they have not showered in a while, so particles and sweat have collected creating an unpleasant region for tossing salad or eating ass.

Man, my girl hasn't showered in a few days; it was a greasy caesar down there.

by jacob schooner October 2, 2018

Greasy Grandma

A stank-ass vagina. This cooter doesn’t get fishy, it gets greasy. This is a vagina that you can smell a mile away. It makes the room humid.

Oh my god who brought their girlfriend’s greasy grandma to the party? Don’t they know how to wash themselves?

by sworensen June 1, 2019

greasy tornado

To place a Clif bar on your taint to absorb the sweat and then make your partner eat it, then when they puke it out, proceed to pack it into their pussy.

My girl was begging me to give her a greasy tornado

by Benweezy September 21, 2019

Greasy Phillip

when you friends dad comes out of the closet and ends up being an ass fucker after years of straight marraige

"ended up johns dad pulled a greasy phillip."

by Lil' Roger Jones June 23, 2008

greasy jay

a person who does not shower for about a week and their hair gets so greasy that it forms greasy jay hooks on their forehead

hey look at konecny kid over there, he is sure a greasy jay.

by mister alot March 22, 2010