Grad School

Short for Graduate School. A way of putting off entering the real world.

"She went to grad school to delay the inevitable, a real job"

by jln4jc January 13, 2009

gradeau

anything nasty that is small and slimy on you or anything else, ie., eye slime from a dog or mucous of any sort

ewww, there's gradeau on my arm ewww

by dick November 3, 2003

It's first grade, Spongebob

A phrase commonly said to someone who doesn't know, or doesn't seem to know something very basic or elementary.

"What do you mean you don't know how to roll a joint? It's first grade, Spongebob!"

by Mäynard Lankford February 14, 2012

Stay at home grad

A recent college graduate who has moved back home and is now cooking and running errands for his or her parents instead of working.

Keeks: So have you found a job yet?
Al: Ughh no, still a stay at home grad.

by someonePLEASEhireme July 19, 2009

grade curve

It is the best thing that could ever happen to your grade, and it "makes" you look smart but the truth is you ain't (Well at least not anytime soon). Also means that your whole class is stupid and dumb. But it seems to keep your parentals happy besides the other classes that you have an F in.

Parental: Wow you have an A in this class!
You: Yes it's really easy! (Chuckles on the inside GRADE CURVE)
Parental: Great, now I can sign you up for the extra honors class in this subject!
You: (Oh sh*t!)

by MickeyMisaki November 24, 2017

Gradual Report

Daniel Grozdich The creator of the one of the most funny YOUTUBE shows on Youtube.com

www.youtube.com/http://www.youtube.com/user/gradualreport

www.gradualreport.com

"Haha...Danny is hilarious! He makes me laugh every time i watch his videos on youtube!!"

"You should check out the gradual report!"

by Zachary JonesJonesJones October 16, 2008

hung eighth grader

guy whose penis meets or exceeds adult average length (seven inches) and meets or exceeds adult average girth (five inches) by the end of seventh grade summer

A hung eighth grader is either going to be discovered when making out or with boner passed out on the couch drunk at a party. If he is saving it for marriage he's going to get alot of unwanted sexual attention as girls vie to experience its pleasuring for themselves.

Of the downsides of being a hung eighth grader girls will be less willing to try anal sex with him especially when extra girthy

by Unloaded Words December 15, 2012