got your shit together

To have your business (what you do to get what you want) promptly taken care of.

No LAN party this weekend, because I gotta catch up with my schoolwork; I'll call you when I get my shit together.

by Max April 4, 2003

help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing

"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"

by lone potato May 6, 2018

Ryan got a ball game tomorrow

One of the lost urban dictionary users who put his name in the definitions on how hw had a basketball game the next day

Yo, Ryan got a ball game tomorrow. Better let him get some sleep
Ryan: Thanks guys, bye
*Last online March 08, 2017*
Everyone: Where is Ryan? Is he safe? Is he alright?

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?

a pickup phrase that will have woman at your feet, seriously try it and see the results for urself

example 1.-
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7

example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.

bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022

Got me all the way together

His way of saying she showed him beat him at his own games in a past relationship made him look Hella stupid

Man 1 .. sup with you and that girl bro you guys still together
Man 2... nah bro that bitch got me all the way together I can't get nothing past her

by Hott wh33lz January 18, 2022

got with a certain tommy gun

did something interesting recently

I hear you got with a certain tommy gun

by theladette November 3, 2013

Toby got me

When you or anyone else falls, trips, or messes up on something, Toby (a ghost in paranormal activity) has “possessed” you and thats why you did what happened.

I tripped going up the stairs earlier I think Toby got me.

by quint897 September 9, 2025