The half-American half-Chinese guy who shows up a lot on Fox channel to "predict" the "coming collapse of China" literally every year for more than 20 years.
A: Hey, China is going to collapse soon!
B: But statistics say otherwise. Who told you that?
A: It's this China expert called Gordon Chang from Fox News.
B: Dude, he suffered from his Chinese ethnicity during his childhood in New Jersey. His mind is fucked up to the point that he likes badmouthing China to prove his American identity nowadays.
Chinese: Don't you dare to insult him! He is our beloved comrade on a mission to brainwash the Americans into thinking that China is going to collapse.
B: But statistics say otherwise. Who told you that?
A: It's this China expert called Gordon Chang from Fox News.
B: Dude, he suffered from his Chinese ethnicity during his childhood in New Jersey. His mind is fucked up to the point that he likes badmouthing China to prove his American identity nowadays.
Chinese: Don't you dare to insult him! He is our beloved comrade on a mission to brainwash the Americans into thinking that China is going to collapse.
by paul_j. November 26, 2019
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by lexi fisher March 30, 2023
Get the Izzy Gordonmug. Boy, when I went dropping anchor this morning, I swear that was Flush Gordon in the next stall - he flushed like at least 12 times!
by Your Pseudynom April 24, 2009
Get the Flush Gordonmug. During the events of the YouTube and Twitch series HLVRAI, (Half Life VR but the AI is self aware) the character 'Dr. Coomer'(full name & title Harold Pontiff Coomer, PhD) played by Holly, on multiple instances interrupts their own and others sentences with the phrase 'Hello Gordon' normally out of context and at a higher volume.
The took my wife in the divo-HELLO GORDON!
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A Chair is a piece of Furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are support most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces. A chair without a back or arm rests is a stool , or when raised up, a bar stool. A chair with arms is an armchair ; one with upholstery, reclining action, and a fold-out footrest is a recliner. A permanently fixed chair in a train or theater is a seat or, in an airplane, airline seat; when riding, it is a saddle or bicycle saddle; and for an automobile, a car seat or infant car seat. With wheels it is a wheelchair; or when hung from above, a swing, An upholstered, padded chair for two people is a 'loveseat', while if it is for more than two person it is a couch, sofa, or a setee; or if is not upholstered, a bench. A seperate footrest for a chair, usually upholstered, is known as an ottoman, hassock, or pouf- HELLO GORDON!
by LookIDidItBrandon! January 18, 2022
Get the Hello Gordonmug. one of my brothers close friends and makes fun of me a lot and mess with me. also one of the hottest human beings on the planet!
by pee pee poo poo check October 12, 2020
Get the ethan gordonmug. Gordon-Life is a GMOD machinima parody of the infamous Half-Life series, as well as other notable titles, including War of the Servers & HLVRAI. Made by HenryTurnLeft, Gordon-Life follows Gordon Freeman and his journey to bring his grandmother a birthday cake. Followed by Barnald and Kliener (also occasionally the really hot Barnald's Mom), Gordon makes his way through the combin regime to take down the nefarious Dr. Bean, and avoid getting the mysterious G-Man fired from his job. Gordon-Life has 10 episodes, 7 being the original, 1 being a Christmas special, 1 being a part of Gordon-Life: Full-Life Consequences and 1 being a cast commentary. Gordon-Life started production on July 13th, 2021 and the latest episode was posted on July 15th, 2022. Lately, the Gordon-Life creators have started to resent their own creation, so an 11th episode is highly unlikely.
by Matchious Manious November 2, 2022
Get the Gordon-Lifemug. A Gordon-Hill is when one takes a shit and does not wipe afterwards, spending the rest of the day in their own filth.
What’s that smell?
Michael took a shit and there wasn’t any toilet paper, so, He’s Gordon-Hilling for the rest of the day.
Michael took a shit and there wasn’t any toilet paper, so, He’s Gordon-Hilling for the rest of the day.
by MGH2020 April 19, 2021
Get the Gordon-Hillmug.