Similar to the infamous Arabian goggles. Place testicles over victim's passed out closed eyes, dick on forehead while in the crab-walk position. Scoot the gooch across victim's nose while laughing hysterically, let out a forced wet fart as your asshole passes over victims nose, then boogie on out crab-walking.
You should have seen the look on Jeff's face when he realized that Cody had just done the Gooch scoot boogie (GSB) on him seconds before he came to due to vibrating nostrils, priceless.
by Creamofyoda January 31, 2009
Get the Gooch scoot boogie (GSB) mug.In other words, a Gooch Cookie. An ordinary, brand name sugar cookie with the zesty taste and smell of Gooch. To make one, follow these two steps. Step 1: Rub an ordinary cookie on your Gooch to absorb that delicious taste and smell. Step 2: Repeat step one for extra zestyness. Say the definition in a Russian accent for added hilarity.
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A gooch snort is the practice of inhaling cocaine or possibly wasabi from a mans gooch. The mans gooch will have had to be specially prepared, resulting in a gooch strip being made so that the cocaine or wasabi can be snorted without interferrence from gooch hair.
Gooch snorting is a practice common among many gooch assasins, who often snort wasabi as part of their mystic ritual used in gooch dojos.
Gooch snorting is a practice common among many gooch assasins, who often snort wasabi as part of their mystic ritual used in gooch dojos.
Lester lay Stevie down and ran his finger along the freshly waxed gooch strip, "stevie love this is just perfect for ol' Les to have a quick gooch snort" he said as he quickly lay down a line of wasabi. He formed the line with his credit card and counted to three, then he inhaled with all his might, the gooch snort was complete.
by The Padre October 27, 2009
Get the Gooch Snort mug.When the area between you anus and genitals brews up a pool of sweat, creating a wetness in your underwear and outer garments
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Get the goochbumps mug.The act of blowing air bubbles (typically administered via a submerged empty plastic bottle) directly against the gooch. Highly addictive, commonly compared to crack / crystal meth. Not ordinarily used by under privileged drug enthusiasts as usually a swimming pool is key enabler. Hard core addicts will bubble anywhere they can submerge their gooch in an inch and a half of liquid.
Fam, that pool party last night was sick! Chris, Dan and Sam were gooch bubbling all night! bubbled out of their brains! They were clucking for an empty bottle after the cleaners left! Totally G-bubbed!
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Get the Gooch bubbling mug.The stubborn parasitical like organisms which hatch from the clustered gooch eggs between ones anus and goolies.
They often migrate to the utopian weaves of a Muslim's prayer matt via the shedding of ball broth and sack syrup of a heavily sweating and unwholesome Muz.
They often migrate to the utopian weaves of a Muslim's prayer matt via the shedding of ball broth and sack syrup of a heavily sweating and unwholesome Muz.
'As Maqsood unrolled his best but tattered and decaying prayer matt, he was dehumanised and robbed of his senses by the fogging blizzard of gooch bugs. Hatched, unhatched and deceased'.
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