goons

A shorthand name for "crab rangoons," a delicious, deep fried chinese appetizer.

I'm going to have to drop a major deuce after all of those goons I ate at lunch.

by Jeff_A May 1, 2008

doobus goobus

An embarrasment to all newgrounders alike. Would always hog the front page for some shitty Friday Night Funkin animation that took four days to make.

guy 1: Dude I took one billion days to make this animation but this doobus goobus guy keeps hogging the front page

guy 2: wow what a bad man

by Synthgolly January 24, 2022

Goons

Large, sweaty, and super-saggy titties possibly covered in warts. Don't forget the hairy areolas.

"Damn, that girl's got a fat ass. But those titties gotta go... They're a couple of goons."

by The Littlelest Pig August 11, 2010

goobus

like or having attributes of a goober, ie.
"that guys smecks of goobus" or eewww:goobus!"
see:dork

"see Dick's goobus"

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

Goonsch

A walking, talking puzzle, also known as a riddler or an extremely annoying question making machine. Also another term for shitting your pants and custom striping your underwear. A Gooonsch can be known to make you puke from time to time with its ungodly aroma of shit smells.

Did the baby just shit it's diaper? No, it was Goonsch.

by Tooflyforawhiteguy August 15, 2014

goonsquad

A group of goons (see goon); the government; a drunk clique of white-trash southerner KKK members in a pick-up truck on a saturday night waving the confederate flag and hoping to lynch a black person.

The Goonsquad was a foot taller than me; The Goonsquad wants to reach its hands into foreign oil; The Goonsquad wasn't arrested because the local cops are on their side and were at the hanging.

by agentcodyfranks January 26, 2004

Goofus

A Smart and Intelligent Girl, who is also Funny and Pretty!

Goof is for short!

Dude, She is a Goofus!

Hey, that Girl is a Goof!

by Bubby! September 29, 2013