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reverse goldfish

It’s when you and your parter eat snacks and use them during foreplay while having sex.
me: did you and sam really reverse goldfish last weekend?
michael: yeah it was a good time, you and ur girlfriend should do it sometime.
me: shut up fatass
by longdiggitydong July 18, 2021
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Eating Goldfish from the Box

When a Twitch streamer (or other entertaining host) shows cleavage (or fan-service) while eating any kind of food.
"I have to leave now," commented a chat member, "Amy Whatserface is Eating Goldfish from the Box".
by JJBullfrog October 20, 2021
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Timmy Goldfish

Bryce: Timmy Goldfish is in your water bottle
by AARON__BURR April 14, 2022
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goldy the goldfish

a hot babe that wears hats and is crazy funny.

short form - goldy
larry “yo what up
ben “not much just chatting w goldy”
larry “who?”

ben “goldy. goldy the goldfish. he’s too cool, you wouldn’t know him.”
by bob the bodybuilder🤙 January 20, 2018
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milking the goldfish

when you need to one up something that is not one-uppable
milking the goldfish "man, only thing i can do is after that is milk the goldfish" "I couldnt do anything after that display. I just sat there milking the goldfish"
by Awrekt February 11, 2018
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Sorry about your goldfish.

Easier way of asking for someone's tiddy pics.
Bro I just told my Sorry about your goldfish. You think she will send?
by Sorry about your goldfish. February 17, 2021
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Goldfish Theory

AKA Goldfishism

The gold fish theory is put into place when a person of minimal intelligence repeatedly asks the same question over and over within a 3 second time frame. This is most likely caused by the person have ancestry tracing back to goldfish. You will experience the Goldfish Theory more in depth if you work in the IT or MIS related fields. 80% of users will experience Goldfishism when they continue to ask the same question over and over and over and over and over.

Overfeeding these users is not recommended, but is a known solution to resolve Goldfish Theory. (Please note over feeding the user may result in death of the user, this is very similar to when you overfeed a goldfish.)
User: Hi, how do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks

3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks

3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks

3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Here, have 10 cakes!!!!
User: glub glub glub
*User goes belly up*
IT: Cheers!
Thus, Goldfish Theory
by DZX December 16, 2010
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