Goadting

The act of petting a goat, despite that your friend told you specifically not to.

I pet that goat, to make Jeremy angry because he told me not to. i was goadting

by ForTheLittleGuy October 20, 2011

Goatnut

One that believes everything is haunted without thinking logically.

Your paranormal research group is full of goatnuts.

by Monsterticus June 22, 2015

Goat in a box

Bat shit crazy people who bring goats into their camper

She has a goat in a box

by Bamabay19 June 7, 2019

Goaling

To engage in a deviant sexual act with your family.

I heard Kevin was goaling with his sister last night.. Yeah dude, he's such a goaler.

by Confuction September 23, 2020

gloating

Celebrating an accomplishmet.

People thought the football players were gloating too much by dancing in the end zone after a touchdown, when really they were just happy and wanted the fans to have a good time. They weren't doing it to be arrogant towards an opponent or authority/official.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Goatie

One of The best Nicknames u Can give to your GOAT boyfriend ❤️

PS: Inveted by the best couple ever <3

Exemple : You're Goatiful today my Goatie ❤️

by Cutie cowie January 2, 2023

nose-gating

The act of driving slowly in front of someone, often preceded by cutting them up at a junction.

The nose-gater ususally drives at around 24.5 in a 30 zone. This can be due to a number of reasons:excessively new car (worried that air friction may scratch paintwork); old age (can't see, reaction speed gone); kids in car (irrational spawn-protecting behaviour); Micra driver (inexplicable) etc..

The opposite of tail-gating. Especially prevalent when you are trying to get somewhere in a hurry.

"Stop nose-gating me, you c***ypie!"

by marlinemcdagger February 5, 2010