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Golden Retriever

A significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship. Hence the reasoning why it is similar to having a golden retriever.
My boyfriend was explaining how it is so nice to be with me as I am so easy to keep happy. Enjoying the positive comments I asked him to elaborate and he then advised that I only required really good sleep, plenty to eat, and really nice walks to which I realized I was essentially a golden retriever.
by The ToolShed January 14, 2019
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Golden Reaction

n: the act of getting two girls into the precarious situation of being naked, while allowing a male (usually a Kyle) to piss into the first girl's vaginas, then, once full, the piss will leak into a funnel which is attached to a tube that has the other end inserted into the second girl's vagina.

When the second vagina is full, a second funnel and tube is used to transport the piss to the first girl's asshole.

Once full, the mixture should leak into a third funnel and tube which is inserted into the second girl's asshole.

This leads to a fourth and final funnel and tube which leads to a beaker glass to allow the solution to settle.

The girls then take turns drinking their special concoction.
Kyle: "Hey girls, want to create a golden reaction?"

Kyle : "Have you ever tasted a golden reaction?"

Morgan: "I havnt had a golden reaction in a long time, would you want to join me later Morgen? "
by JSmithInYuma October 14, 2020
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GoldenGlare

GoldenGlare is a member of the krew. Her name is Kim and she is the 2nd oldest. She has 4 siblings including ItsFunneh. She has more that 1 million subscribers on YouTube but does not post as much as she used to.
GoldenGlare is ItsFunnehs sister
by Bettys.boba November 27, 2020
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Golio

Someone who drops out of school freshmen year and disappears.
That kid pulled a Golio and dropped out. I haven't seen him since.......
by Gulu November 7, 2012
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A golden yacht for every billionaire

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.
The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.
by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012
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Goldbonding

It is the act of applying goldbond (as well as adding water) to one's nutsack, which provides the sensation of a thousand winter elves blowing snow all over your testicles.

It has also been compared to spearmint for the genitalia
After a hearty dinner, me and my posse went goldbonding. Though it kind of stung at first, it really got my dance on.
by PrincessBowzer April 26, 2009
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butt-putt golf

A sexual act in which one man uses his erect penis to tap a second man’s testicle into a third man’s anus.

A common variant involves “removing the flag,” where a fourth man removes a dildo from the third man’s anus just as the butt-putting begins.
I thought Bruce invited me to play putt-putt golf, not butt-putt golf. That was crazy.
by ~dick April 13, 2014
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