glanker

A made up word that shouldn’t be here

Me: “hey I’m gonna define glanker on urban dictionary”

God: “that’s not a word”

by BillyBobBatson April 11, 2018

Glance

Doper then appears.

I Glanced at it once.... And I knew that shit was dope!

by JUSTAWHO? November 11, 2019

Glange

A Glange is a person addicted to methamphetimine that enjoys poetry. They’re normally found in the middle of roundabouts doing a line of coke, maybe more if you’re lucky.

They’re incredibly rare so if you find one KEEP THEM, they need very special care and if you don’t look after them properly they’ll go insane and get on all fours and give your feet a little licky licky.

Boy 1 “I’m so sad man, there’s something missing in my life I need some spajazz in it”
Boy 2 “I know exactly what you need, you need a glange”

by MingeEater101 May 27, 2020

Glantaf

Ysgol gymraeg yn llandaf. Llawn disgybliin ac athrawon arbenig. Un o ysgolion gorau Cymru. Gyda rwbeth am pawb

Mae glantaf yn ysgol gymraeg

by Disgybl August 16, 2020

Bromance Glance

When bros go to take a piss and casually glance at each other's equipment.

"I was curious if what they said about Bob was true and had to take a peak but he caught me and we locked eyes."

"Dude, you just had a bromance glance."

by NesterJones October 18, 2015

Guilty Glance

When an incredibly attractive female is working out near your direct workout radius however due to the fact that you are a dude you cant help but look over every so often, immediately flooding your body with an immense feeling of guilt making you look away.

Person 1: "Dude you see that girl with the fat ass over there?"

Person 2: "Dude don't make me guilty glance!"

by kekmon 2 May 23, 2018

Tyson Glands

Small white wrinkles that are located on the penis head since birth.They are named in honor of the greatest boxer Mike Tyson after he was examined by his personal doctor when he was punched in the groin area and had pain in the genitals and he had those glands too.

Oh darling don't worry it is just Tyson Glands we can have safe sex

by M1LF Bang€R March 17, 2022