geritol prozac queen

A woman, usually older (hence the "geritol"), who is not happy unless she is complaining about something or someone.

I am so sick of that geritol prozac queen's constant complaining. Someone knock her out!

by gollum June 1, 2006

gerbil stuffer

one who stuffs gerbils into their anus for sexual gratification

Sig stuffs gerbils in his ass because the little claws feel good to his rectum wall.

by kim November 17, 2006

Gerbil Hockey

The sport of hockey, played with using a Gerbil as a hockey puck.

Also has similar meaning to the word Horseplay.

Me and Bill played Gerbil Hockey last night, it was so much fun until Tom hit the Gerbil too hard and it splattered all over my new pants.

Cut out the Gerbil Hockey, kids, there's no room for screwing around in Wood shop.

With all the loud music and gerbil hockey next door, I can't get to sleep!

by Liquid Pie October 11, 2008

No Handed Gerbil Belt

When you tie a belt around your hands and wrap your dick in the middle, then lift your hands to make your dick slap a chicks face.

Person: If you don't shut up I'll go all No handed gerbil belt on your face!

by Ninjafide June 23, 2007

Geritupye

Pr. ger-it-up-ye. Usually qualified by an exclamation mark ! and delivered through clenched teeth. Scottish slang indicating one party's satisfaction on achieving one-upmanship on another.

Quote: Gordon McQueen "Goal! 30 yards from goal, by the time I'm finished this it'll be 40 yards!! Geritupye Trezeguet!!!"

by Delphwynd January 12, 2009

Gerbil

It's basically the opposite of a cougar. When a young woman likes or prefers older men.
The word "Gerbil" originated on the original live series SNL.

That chick hitting on that dude is such a "gerbil"

by CrustyCritter February 22, 2017

fudge packing gerbiller

A derogatory term to describe a homosexual male.

Fudge packing refers to the act of anal sex.

Gerbilling is an odd practice of inserting a small rodent (mouse, often) into a condom which is then inserted into the anal cavity, where the dying convulsions of the poor animal are said to produce a pleasurable effect.

The term is derived from a combination of the two practices.

As heard on the train platform: "Get outta the way, you fudge packing gerbiller!"

by cosmicblue December 9, 2009