Ganzel Flop

The act of standing at the edge of a pool or body of water and merely falling face forward. A face forward fall into a body of water mimicking a falling tree. A belly flop without a leap or jump.

I did a Ganzel Flop, I fell like a tree face forward into the pool.

by Jamesamw June 5, 2017

gantic

When you have a friend that is gigantic you call him gantic

Man my friend is so gantic

by Mungus123 October 2, 2017

Ganterd

When you stuff up, shit the bed, drop the ball, let down some one or basically done fucked up

“Bro I heard you crashed your car last night” “yeah I got Ganterd “

by Mcsnappyhappy May 27, 2018

Guntzil

Big dumb goofy looking guy. Worse than a dork

Did u see that big guy at the meeting with the long head? A big ol guntzil

by Coolbuz925 August 27, 2019

gatzbee

the most beautiful and prettiest girl in the world, the most angelic girl ever

gatzbee is the most beautiful and angelic girl in the world omg

by GL aa October 15, 2020

gaetzkeeping

Gaetzkeeping is a unique type of cognitive dissonance wherein the legislator quietly shows their guilt or complicity in a criminal activity, only to be busted for it a few years later.

The politician opposed a human trafficking bill in 2017. In 2021 he was accused of an improper relationship with a 17-year old in a stunning example of gaetzkeeping.

by threepio March 31, 2021

Gaetz Math

Gaetz Math, as an economic concept, explaining why two completely rational individuals might interact in otherwise questionable affairs, to distribute financial means to workers in "non-representable" professions.

Now I know we said we were going to add 200,000 jobs back to the market but it lookin more like 20....I know, I know, guys GAETZ MATH!

by WWOREOD April 13, 2021