gym muscle

The muscle of a person who has gone to the gym for a while, has lots of gains , but can't use it for a fight or lifting outside of the gym.

Guy #1: Man that dudes huge, he could kick my ass!
Guy #2 Nah bro, thats just gym muscle

by Girth Vader December 7, 2016

Gym Dribbles

When you push the weights just a little too hard for that gain and soil a little skid dribble in your shorts. Protein shakes are a notorious source for gym dribbles.

Holy shite! I just blew gym dribbles with that last set. I need to run to the locker room and do a quick wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

gym hoe

my sister

gym hoe is a woman who goes to gym and tries to get guys.

by TastyMints March 15, 2020

Almost gym

when you need to get in shape but then you say "I'm not that fat I'll wait until I'm fat fat" and eat cheetos instead.

"Bro, do you want to pull an almost gym and rent a movie instead." "Sure, you have the chips right?

by Peanut butter sculpture June 22, 2017

lean gym

another word for planet fitness because of its purple-themed machine and equipment

1: "Ayo planet fitness is having a promotion for $10 a month!"
2: "bruh I'm not tryna go to a shitty lean gym that has pizza Mondays...."

by headphone zombie nigga June 22, 2022

Gym wife

A female gym buddy who is super cute, athletic, and a boss lady in the gym but isn't your actual girlfriend because she can deadlift and squat more than you.

No dude we're not dating she's just my gym wife.

by Yogibear1896 October 10, 2017

Gym Meet

a competition between the four upper school classes at NDP (*cough and MVP...but NDP will always kick the F-ing shit out of you) in which they create a march, dance, aerobics, poster, and song according to the theme. Each class elects a captain who must express great leaderhsip in leading her class to the silver cup. This competiton brings out the best in everyone and brings the classes together. every girl must be willing to give up Sat for practice, the months of Jan, Feb, and March, and a single Fri and Sat night in March. NDP girls walk around proudly saying I participated in Gym Meet. even though it is a given the Seniors will win (no matter if the jrs really won...they just say the seniors won). we dress up the campus, our cars, our bf's cars, our houses, and def. our homerooms. and yes our Gym Meet parties are hardcore and involve drinking and passing out and not remembering anything the next morning...but what the hell? It all revolves around two words: GYM MEET! no one will ever undertsand unless they are a student, alumni, faculty, relative, or have any association with NDP! i bet you never knew two little simple words could have so much of an impact...

Gym Meet is the best f-ing competiton ever!

by PROUD NDP GIRL! December 28, 2005