Resting-grinch-face 

A 40+ white male (preferably upper middle class) showing no emotion; neither happy nor sad in any fun or stressful situation.

Adam C was paying his tab at the bar when the barman made a witty jibe about his garish tie. Adam did not flinch during the transaction as he suffers terribly from resting-grinch-face.

Resting-grinch-face by On the Buses February 20, 2018

Two Inch Grinch

A penis that is so small, it struggles to be over two inches when erect.

Boomer: I just got Sexified! (leaves the room)
Girl: Wow. I just had the worst experience with a two inch grinch. I don't even know if it went in. Maybe an asian would be better?

Two Inch Grinch by morgalope December 3, 2005

The Grinch 

You and your girlfriend/boyfriend break into someone's house on Christmas Eve, have sex under the tree, then steal all their presents.

"What'd you guys do for Christmas?"

"Well we were horny AND poor so we decided to give the rich people up the street The Grinch.

The Grinch by Johnny Ishkabibble March 23, 2009

Pussy Grinch 

Somebody who interferes with another persons ability, or attempt, to lock down some pussy. Usually done out of spite or hatred for the pussy aspirer....usually (but not always) at a Ho-liday function or get together.

Man! I was schemeing hard on Tiffany last night at Chadwicks, she was diggin it....then that motherfucking pussy grinch Kyle came over and told her I had the clap behind my back.

Pussy Grinch by Loudave December 26, 2008

the grinch 

A green hairy looking dude who has yellow eyes and is very mysterious.

the grinch: bahumbug

the grinch by christmas guy September 18, 2006

Thalidomide Grinch 

That sneaky bastard who uses someone else's handicap placard to steal an easy parking spot.

" Dammit Roy, what's so hard about walking 20 extra yards? Why d'ya have to be such a fucking Thalidomide Grinch?"

Thalidomide Grinch by Dixon Syder March 19, 2007

The grinch 

A gay icon. He is a skinny legend (just look at that thigh gap!), he serves looks, and he strutts and doesn’t care what any of those bitches think about him. Be more like the grinch. GET IT BITCH.

The grinch: is a skinny legend
Me: GET IT BITCH

the grinch: struts
Me: YAAASSS

The grinch by dabbittyYEET March 2, 2019