Grass

Those weird green knives that stick out of the ground

Dude, why do you never go outside?

It's dangerous man! The ground is covered with green knives called grass that'll rip you to shreds!!!

Uhh, sure...

by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

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something you should touch because you sit on your $100 desktop setup at 5 fps tryharding soooooooo hard you caused a flood.

timmy: plays for 699 hours on fortnight*
mum: get your musty dusty fusty ass off that computer and touch that grass timmy
timmy:not even in your dreams
mum:gets the belt*
timmy:OKOK chill
timmy:brings the setup outside and plays*
mom: facepalms*

by your local unnormal person September 11, 2022

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Grass

Something people who "define" real-life names and/or slap sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that aren't at all used in a sexual manner need to touch.

"I defined cake as (insert weird ass fetish involving female genitalia and orgasms) and I put a definition for 'Freddy', 'Anna', 'Claire', 'Noah', (insert a thousand more names here) and even went the extra mile to put '(real definition)' in front of all of these terms cuz they are very super (not) real definitions."

"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

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