gophering

when you use vaseline to cover an entire gopher and then let it slip up into your ass cavity. this can be excruciatingly painful or immeasurably pleasurable depending on how big your asshole can open up.

boy! get my tub o vaseline! ima lube this damn gopher up and teach him a lesson once and fer all! time fer some gophering...

by k07n March 1, 2016

gattoring

Sort of a dance in the late 1960s and early 1970s. It is when a person, man or woman, goes on the dance floor, usually lays down but not always. Once in "position", they go freaking nuts and move around a lot, often flailing legs and arms in all directions. It often requires being very drunk to do it well.

One of my fraternity brothers was the absolute best at "gattoring”. He went total bonkers!

by Panchoman December 7, 2006

gettering

to get

to make happen, typically in a quick and excited fashion

I'm gettering a new phone!

by commasplice November 2, 2009

gophering

when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.

i had to shit so bad, that turd was gophering!

by here coco! April 11, 2008

rathering

slang for hooking up

we were rathering last night, and it got pretty heated.

by whoknows384728490234 May 9, 2010

Gamering

Destroying noobs in an online game.

Person 1: "Im just gamering these skids man,"
Person 2: "Doesn't gamering mean being gay?"
Person 1: "No it means i'm destroying noobs you buffoon."

by Quirqsire October 27, 2019

guttering

The act of placing your penis and scrotum on a small section of guttering or similar, and sliding the entire package into another persons well lubed anus. At this point the gutter is removed, thus depositing both the penis and the scrotum, in their entirity, into the anus.

James was busy guttering Louisa when the phone rang.

by ECR October 17, 2007