futuremark

An Internet forum utilised by insecure teenagers looking for advice on their relationship problems.

"I really like my girlfriend, but I'm becoming more and more attracted to her dog. I think I'll post on futuremark because the guys on there will be really interested and helpful"

"futuremark is the internet's number one agony aunt"

by Reejoc March 30, 2004

Future Wife

The Wife of the Future.

"Lisa is your future wife"

by sagebrush March 16, 2012

Odd Future

Full name Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All, they are a hip hop collective hailing from Los Angeles, CA. Known for their dark lyrical themes and humorous personality, their fanbase is composed of white suburban young adults. An above average rap collective, however they're infamously overhyped by people now known as "dickriders" because they follow anything OF has to bring to the table, and goes apeshit when someone disagrees with their opinion on the group (even going as far as posting their phone number online, like what the fuck).

Odd Future's members include leader Tyler the Creator, Earl Sweatshirt, Frank Ocean, Hodgy Beats, and Left Brain.

by peebags October 21, 2011

future-proof

1. adj. Capable of adapting or conforming to standards not yet known; customizable.

I only needed the power of a single graphics card in my PC, but I got a great future-proof motherboard that supports quad SLI.

by subignition June 29, 2008

future

something that doesn't look to bright right now.

Our future doesn't look bright right now. And that's real sad

by pockadotslotz April 28, 2010

future ex-girlfriend

A female that isn't your girlfriend yet, but she wants to be, and the male is willing, but knows that he is going to break up with her eventually.

"Meet my future ex-girlfriend, Amanda."

by opiv August 23, 2007

Odd Future Poser.

Someone who doesn't actually like the rapping group Odd Future, but uses abbreviations of the group such as "Golf Wang", or "Trash Wang", and shows support of the rapping group because they think they're cool. Not because they actually like the group.

Anyone with common sense #:1 "I know this kid named Dune who's a HUGE Odd Future poser."

Anyone with common sense #2: "What a asshole. Everyone knows Dune's a Odd Future poser. Its well known."

by Hank, the Wang. April 30, 2013