Trig function

Sarah Palin's son may one day grow up to be a greeter at an Anchorage area Wal-Mart. This would be his Trig function.
by Trajork December 07, 2009
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function junction

U.S. Navy expression referring to the conjugal act. i.e. the place where the genitalia engage.
last friday night my girlfriend and I took a ride to function junction.
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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Dirac Delta Function

How to get bitches on bitches on bitches - a singularity of bitches
Last night, I showed off how to transform Maxwell's equations to some hoes and I got a Dirac Delta Function of them
by Golfwatcher56 January 30, 2018
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What's Your Function?

If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."

Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.
Eugene: What's your function here?

Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.


Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?

Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.
by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005
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can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.
I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.
by TheOriginalGabster July 03, 2014
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high functioning retard

a person who is mentally retarded, but can be propped up through staged appearances in limited contexts and posed in a variety of situations. High functioning attributes include an ability to overreact to real or imagined threats, denial through distraction and frequent changes of subject. May serve as cover to con-schemes when place in position of authority. Has no self awareness and therefore no ability to feel shame or guilt. Overconfidence is mistaken for strength in people with this disability. Religion is often cited in order to maintain cohesiveness and order. HFR's in positions of power attract highly loyal Sheeple followers. HFR's tend to live the paradox of the self guided puppet, yet require input from non HFR's for their material.
George W. Bush is both the commander in cheif and the poster boy for all high functioning retards.
by overqui December 06, 2006
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National Function Day

Jon Jon lets go to a function in Ocean City, It’s National Function Day
by matthewgreim August 09, 2021
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