2 definitions by matthewgreim

Jon Jon Armstrong

AKA Father Function, King of Ocean City, NJ, Rides the bench in JV Football, Grandson of Neil Armstrong, Professional Functioner and married to the send. Feh feh feh.

Godduh Wow is that the king of OCNJ Jon Jon Armstrong, he is so Nelk and Godduh.

by matthewgreim October 29, 2021

National Function Day

August 9th

Jon Jon lets go to a function in Ocean City, It’s National Function Day

by matthewgreim August 9, 2021