Fud Thud

Scottish version of “Clam Slam”. The female version of tea bagging.

I tell ye Sandra, I was sick of his whining about no huvin his tea on the table when he gets in fae work so last night I gave him an an almighty fud thud right in the beak for aw his cheek.

by Bergerac de dirty May 14, 2023

fud friend

The fat ugly dumb friend in a friend group that makes the other friends look better.

I don't hate Charlie but you realise he's just the fud friend right.

by 5SweetKittens May 04, 2019

Fud

Foooooked Uo Divvy

You Fud

by Fud life October 03, 2022

FUD

Fucked Up Divvy

Oi You Fud Fix Up, Oi Fud Hahahahahahaha, Fud Life

by Fud life October 07, 2022

Fud

A synonym for food used by highly intelligent people.

Give me some fud I'm hungry as fuck dude.

by veinc June 29, 2018

Fud

Stands for best friend

Hey Fud bro

by June 06, 2022

Fud

Another way of spelling the word food, and is often used by experienced foodies as a way to assert their dominance over peasantry people who don't understand the art and influence of eating.

I like fud.
Imagine not like fud.
Fud.

by Chububub March 18, 2020