Invitro Fertilization

A) A process sought after by single ugly lesbians (see dykes)100% of the time the offspring produced is covered of genetic defects and total lack of a soul.
B) The need for Invitro Fertilization is god's punishment for those with alternative lifestyles, Invitro fertilization is yet another crime against humanity and should not be applied by annyone

Dave is an invitro fertilization.

by T_O_P_H_E_R October 27, 2006

Freat

Fucking neat

Bob: Hey did you see those fireworks, they were freat!
Rob: are you high or something?

Bob: freat means fucking great you retard. I'm ditching you until you find the time to culture yourself you worthless swine

by Kim_Jong_Un_loves_Korea July 16, 2016

frectic

frantic + hectic = frectic

hehehehhe Leprechaun made up the word frectic

by Jamey Poochhhy October 25, 2006

freats

free food, or "eats."
food offered without the expectation of money in return.
Generally tastes better than regular eats.

"Hey, wanna go to that party?"
"Nah, that kid is an asshole."
"S'gonna be freats..."
"I'll get my coat."

by hah? October 23, 2008

white pellets of fertility

A fancy term for semen.

I sprayed my white pellets of fertility all over Beth's face last night. And she loved it!

by Markytheballa3 March 8, 2009

freet

(n). The whistle sound one makes when trying to hail a cab.

Should the individual be unable to whistle, simply speaking this word very loudly may suffice.

"Hey! Get that cab!" "Freeeeeet!" "Freet!"

by Pixxilated March 7, 2007

fertilization

When a guy pulls-out of a girl or another guy (just as he's about to splooge), cums onto their bush, then proceeds to rub it in their pubes and shampoo their crotch.

"Fuck, *moans*, it's time for fertilization, baby!"
"Oooh, sweet leapin' Jesus! My bush is gonna be larger than a weeping willow!"

by skamocker086 April 17, 2004