Flacco

Flaccid. When you lose your erection due to something very unattractive. A soft penis

The entire state of Colorado went Flacco after the Broncos lost last night.

The doctor prescribed me some Viagra to help with me Flacco problem.

by ConnaDillen January 13, 2013

Fracking

The act of assaulting a toilet with explosive liquid diarrhea.

Chris I think the sushi I ate last night was bad. I've been fracking the toilet all morning.

by jhizzle819 August 26, 2014

flaccid penis

FLACCID PENIS a limp or loose penis, the word was discorvered while reading pages 9-10 of The Eyes of A Dragon by Stephen King. ANTONYMS: boner, hard.

He was unable to be hard; his penis was constantly faccid.

by Krissy March 13, 2004

Flaccidator

The person or object one thinks of when attempting to reduce a hard on

"I got a boner in class yesterday, luckily I had Joel as my flaccidator"

by Mhars January 26, 2015

Frick and Frack

Two people, usually employees of a company, who are deemed to be incompetent, lazy, or wasting time continuously by doing things other than working.

"There goes Frick and Frack, to the break room again."

by yoholoho April 23, 2011

fraci

Having a collar halfway popped up (or halfway not)

The prep's collar was fraci because the back fell down.

by m~tizzle September 17, 2008

frackett

Used to describe a type of person or behaviour.
Not really bad, but only sort of good. Kind of.

"He said he was feeling a little frackett this morning."
"You go over there and act frackett while I'll hide behind that monkey-puzzle tree and then steal her handbag."

by ballpointpenthief September 18, 2008