forrest trump

An unintelligent person who believes that he can hold a position of power.

We have a forrest trump in the White House; he tweeted that the Cohen indictment "cleared me."

by smjgJsbjgsm December 10, 2018

forkey

"for - kee" (verb) to cut off about 3/4 of an inch of a drinking straw and roll half of it into the end of a blunt so that it stays wide open, stays dry, and eliminates the roach.

Popularized in a New York City suburb in early 2006, it is expected to revolutionize the blunt smoking culture.

"If you want to make that the best blunt of your life, you should forkey it."

by Lt. Col. (ret) Rev. Dr. Mary Jane Cannabis, PhD, MD, RPh, DDS, MPH. June 11, 2006

forrealdo

When one says "for real though," but is talking so quickly that it gets mashed up into one word.

Sarisha- I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.

Jenny- Hahaha

Sarisha- Forrealdo, lets go eat lunch.

by pskeet November 17, 2009

forrest cow

a cow that has super powers. he has the ability to shrink, turn invisable, shape shift, fly, goes zoom, read, and is married to a screwdriver (which is my ex husband). forrest cows are usually male. and come in a variety of colors. except yellow...., cuz that would be grose! he usually hides under peoples beds while they sleep. and they shrink and live in peoples shower heads. the only time they ever go into the forrest is when the forrest llama chases them!

persona 1: hey did you see the forrest cow yesterday?
persona 2: yeah barely.... he was really small and sitting in my shower in the corner. then he went zoom before i was able to get him!
persona 1: omg he was under my bed the other day! and was stalking me on the computer!
persona 2: wow! what color was he when he was under your bed?
persona 1: orange!
persona 2: coolio bro!

by el-em-en-oh-que December 20, 2009

forrealsies

a reaction to truth. asking if something is true.

"i hate you." ..."OMG, forrealsies?"

by EPHem March 26, 2009

Forrest Gump

1.) To get through a situation simply by pure luck.

2.) Completing a task or challenge when you have no experience and the odds are stacked against you.
3.) When you get lost in a new town or city but somehow manage to find your way back to somewhere recognizable.

Wow I just Forrest Gumped my way through that test.

by clumsyannie November 24, 2010

Forreallydou

I'm serious, it's true.

Tom: Jane has huge knockers.
Steve: forreallydou

by jj April 2, 2004