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Football

A name of various sports

All of them orginaly rooting from china but the first actually established football was played very much like american football except it had little to no rules and was played on a much bigger "field" in between villages

Association football(soccer)- Very popular in UK and third world countries, widely played all around the world but not in north america for some reason, a sport played by kicking a ball with the goal being putting into a net(1).

American football (NFL) - Popular mainly in the US but thanks to the internet growing in western and central Europe, a sport where you can either pass, rush, kick or punt the ball with the goal being scoring a touchdown (6,2),field goal(3,1) or a safety(1)

Rugby football (rugby) - a sport popular in the UK and SA, predecessor to american and australian football, you can score by try/touchdown(5), penalty(3), conversion(2), drop goal(3)

Australian football, Galeic football, Arena football, Flag football etc...

**Many people believe that the name soccer is something the americans made up so they could call their precious sport football but it's actually what British people used to call it back in the day, and american football was also technically called just football before association football was
*BRIT*: Let's watch some football *proceeds to turn on barcelona vs juventus game*
*AMERICAN*: eww, let's watch some real football, american football

*ANOTHER BRIT*: triggered triggered, why do they even have to wear gear, put on some rugby a true men sport

* AUSSIE*: well at least they are physical *switches the channel to australian football
*IRISH PERSON*: pff, *switches it to galeic football*
*SWEED*: *switches the channel to golf*
by User694208800q November 23, 2020
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Football Season

1. A Season when football Starts
2. A very horrible and foul smell that you can only find in the football locker rooms
1. Yes! tomorrow is the start of Football Season
2. Pats Pants smell like Football season
by Andrew Cunha September 13, 2006
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Fag Football

When a bunch of guys play flag football, but instead of grabbing each other’s flags, you grab each other’s dicks.
by Yoboimak January 20, 2018
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house football

The Lawrenceville School's intramural football league. It is the oldest Football league in the country. There is also a traditional rivlary between Kennedy and Hamill house, although Kennedy has been the stronger house historically. This year, the league appears strong and promises some good games.
Yo son, we gonna beat you in House Football!
by Chircho October 15, 2006
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football move

An American football phrase used in the NFL rulebook used to overturn a clearly caught pass by a receiver but referees wish to overturn for no particularly reason. It is often used to screw over the Detroit Lions and Dallas Cowboys. Naturally stretching out for a touchdown is not a "football move".
Dez Bryant caught the football, took took two steps, and stretched out for a touchdown; since he did not make a football move the catch was an incompletion.
by ashlux January 11, 2015
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Butler Golden Tornado Football Team

The sideshow for the Marching Band.
Why can't this second quarter be over already and the Butler Golden Tornado Football Team get off the field so we can watch the marching band actually excel at something.
by Mr. Marching Band October 25, 2011
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Naked Texas Football

Invented a late November night a few years by two northeastern girls. Dreamed big and dreamed of texas style boys, food, football and friends. At the same time 12:20, the both randomly suggested to play naked texas football in one of the great high school statidums and so it was born-- Naked Texas Football, full on tackle of course
When we go back to Texas, we are going to play Naked Texas Football, until we are covered in so many subtanteces we dont know what hit us
by AdidasAngel775 November 26, 2004
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