This is a sexual act, where the male participant enters the female vagina, just like sex, except the male can't get hard. Sometimes beacuse the male has had too much sexual activity within a short period of time, or just because he's an impatent Runt.
by Jacksc2 July 5, 2006
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A term that can be both an adjective and a noun. It typically refers to boys dicks in a negative way, but also can be used to describe boys in a negative way as a whole. Similar to limp noodle boy.
by Gabaya Alderidge December 13, 2018
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by Furry Faggot November 19, 2010
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As an act of true patriotism the drunk skank choked on his toy soldier while three other troops skewered that floppy eagle from every direction.
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