When a man covers his flaccid penis with his partner's dandruff and proceeds to insert it into his partner.
"This girl had major dandruff right? And a couldn't get hard! Well some of her dandruff got on my dick and I still stuck it in her. Call that the Rusty Flapjack"
by Bill Butlicker November 19, 2021
by ilerminerty May 21, 2015
When a male ejaculates onto a womans back, lets it dry, then proceeds to peel the product off her back and make her eat it.
by Eric Lex November 14, 2007
When you ejaculate onto your lover's butt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready...they turn around to eat it and you slap their ass as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!
by dab7713 July 07, 2016
When a man ejaculates on a womans chest, she then goes outside and sunbaths until the jizz has cooked to the point where it resembles a flapjack. She then eats the resulting "flapjack".
by jonstar1028 July 25, 2007
When a woman's lips are spread and repeatedly slapped by a paddle. Then once swollen she is burned with a lighter till "golden brown".
by riddle_my_balls April 18, 2011
by anusblast May 16, 2013