flabbergasmed

a state of disbelief over how hard you just came

i came so hard i almost passed out, i was totally flabbergasmed for the rest of the day

by Above Average December 14, 2008

Flabergasticles

Shoes with pockets made in them

Why don't you put your pencil in those flabergasticles?

by TurtlesAndTwilight299 December 12, 2011

Flabbergasterbation

When you suffer extreme exhaustion due to excessive meat beating.

I got that flabbergasterbation.

by flabberboy October 19, 2017

flabbergasterinteritis

when ur bf gets so confused during sex he nuts so much in ur stomach that it becomes inflamed and bloated.

holy shit man i cant take this flabbergasterinteritis

by skank scauce June 8, 2018

flaberated

A dream when you have unholy thoughts

I had a flaberated dream about my crush

by That Man Marco November 30, 2019

flaberghosted

When you’re completely baffled as to why you were ghosted.

Dude I’m flaberghosted, I didn’t do anything to that chick.

by Lifeg231 July 22, 2021

flabbergastering

when something flabbergasters you

OMG that smell is absolutely flabbergastering

by pseudonym9975 December 4, 2021