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Fingering the Beans

The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.
John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.
by Dogler July 27, 2017
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Fingerblast February

An annually occurring event in which those with a vagina finger themselves each day of the month in accordance to the day it is. If it’s the 22nd, the person will finger themselves 22 times. Each time only counts after an orgasm.
“Hey Freja, it’s Fingerblast February, have you fingered yourself today?”
by __Spirit November 1, 2021
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fingergate

when Rae and Vanessa from Netflix’s The Ultimatum fingered each other while they were living together and then the straight host of the queer show referred to the situation as “fingergate”
“We can’t talk about Rae and Lexi’s relationship without talking about fingergate, because Rae enjoyed being fingered but Lexi is hella jealous that another woman’s finger was in her ex-girlfriend’s vagina”.
by Weymouth_gurl June 11, 2023
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Sleep-fingering

The act of pleasuring your female partner while both are sleeping and neither having any knowledge of what’s going on.
Steve knew he had a history of sleepwalking, but never did he imagine he’d experience what happened today. During an afternoon nap with his girlfriend Steve was awoke to sleep-fingering her.
by JT1523 December 22, 2017
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Fingering

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by JazzatheChampasaurus February 15, 2019
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fingerbang

What teenagers in the 80's did
by diarrhea Jones December 14, 2013
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Fingerblast Mobile

1) An automobile designed specifically for maximum ability to get fingerblasted while sitting in the drivers seat.

2) A vehicle with maximum grocery, soccer ball, and child storage, but also plenty of space to get fingerblasted in the parking lot behind Jo-Ann Fabrics.
Fingerblast Mobile:
Jeep Grand Cherokee/Liberty/Compass/Patriot/Commander/JK Wrangler
Toyota Land Cruiser
Nissan Pathfinder
Chevrolet Trailblazer
Dodge Durango
Hummer H2 and H3
Toyota 4Runner
Nissan Xterra
by Taintwienerson April 26, 2013
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