Findian

A fit Indian

OMG Zayn Malik is a Findian!

by Tanya123456789 October 6, 2016

Finding Nemo Bastard

Commie Mike. He's a communist.

You FINDING NEMO BASTARD!!!!

by Titty Bob and Bart Le Froof October 30, 2004

findian

a fake indian. someone who is clearly just pretending to be indian.

that blonde girl just claimed she was from bangalore. what a findian.

by bigirishgirl January 9, 2011

findie

a combination of the words 'fit' and 'indie' used to describe a fit-indie girl.

>>>"woah! look at that girl with the kooky hair, skinny fit jeans and retro mickey mouse t-shirt; findie!"<<<

by matt88 December 20, 2006

Key Finding

When a girl who has a boyfriend or husband goes out to a bar to find another guy to bang. It get its name because she has the lock and she's looking to find a new key.

Yo my girl went out key finding last night. What a hoe.

by Zlats October 24, 2012

Findie

Shortened abbreviation of ‘Fake Indie’. Someone who claims to be a fan of indie rock, however their favourite song by Oasis is ‘Wonderwall’.

James: woah, I was at the Arctic Monkeys concert last night and the girl in front of me could only sing R U Mine
Me: woah, she is such a findie

by KTlinMorton February 28, 2018

Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

by Momo J December 18, 2009