Fig office lots of differed people in different places coming together to create something random. If you don't know how to answer a question you can answer with "fig-office".
by Dr. Mushed May 27, 2018

When an uncircumcised person fucks a girl in
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.
James: yo bro I fucked this girl and when I
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!
by Kslatty February 7, 2023

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

The person who has no means to be anything but a selfish, disgusting suck-all, and who hits up your friends for help. It's like all the 90's gross boys rolled up into one.
by Shejess December 28, 2021

i was taking a video of my cat in the shower, and almost showed my johnson, close fig slip.
i was sleeping on the sofa on a hot day in only my trunks, had a total fig slip.
i was sleeping on the sofa on a hot day in only my trunks, had a total fig slip.
by Tethax August 5, 2014

by Juagreer August 1, 2022

e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"
by JohnJeffSmith November 7, 2020
