fig newton 

a comback after u say something to ones mom

guy:guess wat
girl:wat?
guy:ur mom oo fig newton

fig newton by jason hurst January 19, 2008

fig-wig 

black wigga

Phillip Harper

fig-wig by KottonMan April 9, 2003

FIG JAM 

Fuck I'm Good, Just ask me

Guy 1: Dude, wat the hell?
Guy 2: FIG JAM

FIG JAM by JB49100 October 29, 2012

fig-let 

a really discusting person who thinks there cool

the fig-let will never get the pink-cookie

fig-let by martay February 18, 2003

Fig-Bignit 

The best, the "Best of the best"

man1: yo did you see that niglit cross the border?

man2: yea man that shiz was da Fig-Bignit!

Fig-Bignit by J-dog wit tha Gong June 23, 2009

Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

Fig Newts by *PJP* October 31, 2011

fig bar 

A subtle insult, the equivalent of calling someone gay, or a fag, without insult to the sexual orientation, only as an insult.

God your such a fig bar

fig bar by Demonic Fox March 31, 2015