Fig-Office

Fig office lots of differed people in different places coming together to create something random. If you don't know how to answer a question you can answer with "fig-office".

Omg did you hear about fig-office.
What is the weather? It's fig-office.

by Dr. Mushed May 27, 2018

Fig newton

When an uncircumcised person fucks a girl in
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.

James: yo bro I fucked this girl and when I
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!

by Kslatty February 7, 2023

Frishen fig

A frishen fig is a boy that looks like a frog feels like a fish and acts like a fig

Jamaica: HEY YOU FRISHEN FIG

Kaelon: im not a frishen fig ok

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

Fig boo

The person who has no means to be anything but a selfish, disgusting suck-all, and who hits up your friends for help. It's like all the 90's gross boys rolled up into one.

You thought you had me at 'hello,' - I don't mess with gross fig boo boys, boi.

by Shejess December 28, 2021

fig slip

when your dick falls out of your underwear unintentionally.

i was taking a video of my cat in the shower, and almost showed my johnson, close fig slip.

i was sleeping on the sofa on a hot day in only my trunks, had a total fig slip.

by Tethax August 5, 2014

Full Fig

To go nuts on someone. To mess them up, verbally.

Karen just went ‘full fig’ on the customer service rep.

by Juagreer August 1, 2022

FIG-JAM

"Fuck im good, just ask me" a cocky head teacher phrase

e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"

by JohnJeffSmith November 7, 2020