FIG-JAM

"Fuck im good, just ask me" a cocky head teacher phrase

e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"

by JohnJeffSmith November 07, 2020

fig slip

when your dick falls out of your underwear unintentionally.

i was taking a video of my cat in the shower, and almost showed my johnson, close fig slip.

i was sleeping on the sofa on a hot day in only my trunks, had a total fig slip.

by Tethax August 05, 2014

Dirty Fig

General term for a venereal disease

I think that lot lizard gave me the dirty fig.

by Rock VB April 25, 2020

Fig Wasp

A man with a ludicrously large, and ridiculously oversized penis.

Man o man!! Have you ever made love to Jimmy! I had no idea he was such a Fig Wasp!

by Sealdewheel June 05, 2021

Frishen fig

A frishen fig is a boy that looks like a frog feels like a fish and acts like a fig

Jamaica: HEY YOU FRISHEN FIG

Kaelon: im not a frishen fig ok

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

Full Fig

To go nuts on someone. To mess them up, verbally.

Karen just went ‘full fig’ on the customer service rep.

by Juagreer August 01, 2022

Fig boo

The person who has no means to be anything but a selfish, disgusting suck-all, and who hits up your friends for help. It's like all the 90's gross boys rolled up into one.

You thought you had me at 'hello,' - I don't mess with gross fig boo boys, boi.

by Shejess December 29, 2021