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Fig Newts
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Fig
Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when
one
does
something
they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself
"got
drunk
last night and slept with some
random
shrimp
, and I didnt even get her name!!"
-RORY
"Fig Newts"
-PAM
Fig Newts
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*PJP*
October 31, 2011
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