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feeding the fish 

also known as masturbating. Popularized by a forum where someone asked if semen was bad for his goldfish. Creating the euphemism Feeding the Fish
Last night as I was feeding the fish, the telephone rang and I answered, out of breath.
feeding the fish by Whotfru March 13, 2010

Feeding The Squirrel 

Masturbating.

When a squirrel eats a nut, it sounds similar to the noises of one beating off. Hense, feeding the squirrel.
Hank: "Where's Tom at? He was supposed to be here an hour ago."
Greg: "He called me and said he was gonna be late. He got caught up feeding the squirrel."
Hank: "That motherfucker needs to get laid"
Feeding The Squirrel by SMac89 December 21, 2010

Feeding Frenzy 

Any gathering of 3 or more feed bags in one area at the same time.
At lunch today, there was a feeding frenzy going on in the cafeteria.
Feeding Frenzy by acidicmynd April 10, 2011

feeding his chocobo 

Masturbation. A chocobo is a bird-like creature in the Final Fantasy series of video games. Several of these games allow the player to breed different varieties of chocobo. In the online-only Final Fantasy XI the player has to log on and feed his chocobo, or the chocobo will die. How the term became associated with masturbation is unknown.
He was busy feeding his chocobo.

Feeding the unicorn

When a woman sucks your dick and milks your prostrate at the same time!

Feeding the Birds 

A solo sexual practice wherein the subject (traditionally male) vomits onto his own genitalia for use as a lubricant.
“Where the fuck is frank?”
“I think he’s in the bathroom feeding the birds
Feeding the Birds by MrOCD October 16, 2019