faesty

adjective: being or acting like a; jerk, asshole, weirdo, obtuse, bothersome

why you bein' so faesty, guy?

by Raul (comes out at night) November 28, 2007

play fast and loose

to behave recklessly, irresponsibly, or deceitfully toward someone or something, such as acting in a manner that contradicts conventions or guidelines

Wow! He sure does play fast and loose with money.

by The Return of Light Joker November 15, 2009

Fast as fuck

Something that is very fast.

That BMW is fast as fuck.

by KingsizeLover September 2, 2009

fast company

A person that you have a one-night stand with, more or less, for a couple of days, if not hours and never see that broad again.

I was in the club and met up with some fast company and fucked her in the bathroom sink.

by jaayyypa July 5, 2005

Fast Food Terrorism

The act of visiting a busy fast food outlet, consuming a large quantity of the outlet’s food, waiting at least half and hour for digestion to begin and then stimulating projectile vomiting via physical or chemical means, in full view of patrons (preferably children). The act is considered even more dramatic when the ‘terrorist’ perpetrates this from outside the venue onto a glass window, thereby ensuring a maximum number of patrons witness the presentation some of the menu items in unconventional form. It also gives the ‘terrorist’ the opportunity to escape.

Fight the corporate fast food companies killing you slowly. Show the uneducated what they are really eating. Fast Food Terrorism.

by MacDingle February 18, 2009

dumb fast

Moving at an extreme speed.

(You: Yo fam you seen be runnin from the 5-0?) (Other: Nah fam) (You: I hadda go dumb fast on em)

by urbanlegend100 May 27, 2015

fast food

Food on the run for busy, hungry people.

Eating fast food can be tiresome, let's cook something at home.

by Saints October 22, 2003