Fathers Advice

A fathers advice (Frank Nash, father of Holly and Anna Nash) of how to save yourself when being raped, is to tell the rapist that you are on your period.

Rapist: IMA FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BIATCH
Victim: NOO PLEASE NOO, IM ON MY PERIOD!
Rapist: OHH HELL NO!
Victim: Same time next week?
Rapist: Yeah cool

Fathers advice is good.

by buebgeungeoge January 31, 2008

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father daddy

When you have a church daddy who gives you the holy spirit in exchange for sex.

Did you hear about Claire's new father daddy?? She fucks him during services and gets his holy cock.

by Slick philosopher July 10, 2017

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Crow Father

a pseudonym used by Philza on twitch.tv, a superhero father on the Origins SMP

"Crow Father will save us!"

by synseer April 26, 2021

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father raper

A person you may find sitting with all the mean nasty ugly looking people on the Group-W bench there in Whitehall Street. (Reference to Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant")

The meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage."

by Rev. Gideon June 4, 2008

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