Farmer Johnned 

To farm a lady up the cornhole.

She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....

Farmer Johnned by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015

farmer's market fresh 

Another way of saying something is really good.

See also: cool, awesome, sweet, etc.

Your kicks lookin' farmer's market fresh, boy!

Man, I'm feelin' farmer's market fresh right now.

farmer's market fresh by mabou May 12, 2016

farmer finger

the act of a southern man or farmer inserting his dirty finger in the girls pussy

hey i gave that girl the farmer finger last night

farmer finger by 420 weed smoker February 14, 2017

Farmer John 

A reference to being a ladies' man or player; usually self proclaimed.

Farmer John is a character who is most commonly found on a farm around livestock, including but not limited to chickens. Hence the term Farmer John may be used in reference to "gettin chicks"

Rapper Yellaboi coined the term in his 2010 song "Honeys to Blow"

"They call me Farmer John (why?) Becaue I get chicks"

-Yellaboi

Farmer John by myheathersosoft May 11, 2010

farmer candy 

Anhydrous based Methamphetamine

Bert sure got geeked out on that farmer candy

farmer candy by Monkey December 14, 2003

Farmer Charlie

A man that likes to farm and get laid...

other definition- stud

What are you doing farmer charlie?

Farming and getting laid

Farmer Charlie by Jwag February 24, 2008

farmer logic

to the farmer the only way or best way to do everything but in hindsight it is actually the more complicated / harder way to do things and is the completely un logical way of doing anything . but if there idea dosent work its anyone else's fault but there's .

Yeah that idea was made using farmer logic

farmer logic by MammaBear!! July 1, 2017