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FACKA

FACKA stands for Frederick Adult Coed Kickball Association. It's the best kickball league out there.
We're FACKA'n awesome!
by Alicat1616 February 27, 2009
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Fackard

One who was born without a sphincter.
I can't control when I poop because I am a fackard.
by Alex Carlson October 13, 2003
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FALCON PUNCH!

The most elite force in the known and unknown universe.
Used by only two people.
One perosn in the Universe and one in the Nintendoverse.
Universe user is Chuck Norris (debatable)
Nintendoverse user is Captain Falcon.
Usually preceded by "Come on!"
Usually succeded by "SHOW ME YA MOVES!"
1. The answer to every question.
2. The meaning of life.
3. The more intelligent alternative to 42.
4. The same reaction in the universe as dividing by zero.
5. The solution to pregnancy, usually teenage.
Also spelled Falcon Pawnch.
1a.
Q: Do i look fat in this?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
1b.
Q: Who was the first president of the United States Of America?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
2.
Q: God, what is the meaning of life? It'd been killing me....
A: Well, now that you're dead....FALCON PUNCH!
3.
Q: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
4.
Q: HOLY CRAP DID SOMEONE DIVIDE BY ZERO AGAIN?
A: No, but that's Captain Falcon over there....
CF: FALCON PUNCH!
5.
Girl - I'm....pregnant Mr Falcon.
Captain Falcon - Thats Captain Falcon! COME ON!!!!
Girl - NO!!!!
Captain Falcon - FALCON PUNCH!
*Baby dies, girl's uterus explodes*
Girl - Why (crying)......
Captain Falcon - SHOW ME YA MOVES!
by King Jazza Falcon April 2, 2009
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Church of Falcon

The group of people who worship Captain Falcon. Beginning at the website Halolzin early 2009, followers of the Church of Falcon are urged to show their moves every day or they will not be accepted into heaven.

As Captain Falcon is God, Wolf O'Donnell is the devil. He attempts to stop people from doing that by saying "Can't let you do that!"

Prayers to the Falcon must end in "YES!"
Church of Falcon prayer:

Our Falcon, who art in Mute City, awesome be thy moves.
Thy meme has come, thy pose be done, on Earth as it is in Halolz.
Give us this day our Falcon Punch, and show us your moves
As we show our moves to those against us
Lead us not into Mudkipz, but deliver us from Star Wolf.
For thine is the coolness, and the lolz, and the glory.
Forever and ever,
YES!
by Leo058 August 28, 2009
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fackler

I got my fackler caught in my fly this morning and hurt it so bad I had to get five stitches.
by queefburglar69 September 2, 2015
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falco grice

Falco is literally the sweetest kid ever, he protects his friends and always helps in dangerous situations. He always thinks about what to do next, and i really love him :)
Someone: "I don't like Falco Grice"
Me: "there's no reason to not like him."
by 3llie March 16, 2021
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Blue Falcon

a mllitary snitch; a military tattletale
The higher command was always a step ahead of the guys in the barracks. There was a Blue Falcon in our platoon!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022
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