Fagget

1. A crude misspelling that can be used as a derogatory term for some gay who is illiterate or the Shit-talker is actually illiterate and is one fuck of an EPIC FAIL.
2. another possible definition is the reference to a crappily made bundle of sticks.
3. the other definition is a shitty made british ciggarette.

If successful (and dealing with a decent amount of intelligence) you can actually meld all into one colorful piece of literature. See the lower example.

Guy 1: "U R A FAGGET!"
Guy 2: " You, sir, are the only Illiterate Fagget in this converstaion. I oughtta beat you with a bundle of faggets, while I angrily suck down a Fagget to calm my nerves after dealing with such a fuckin Jackass.

by Lord_of_the_THURSDAY! January 13, 2009

animal fagnetism

A heterosexual's ability to attract the

attention of homosexuals.

John: Man,how come all these gay guys

are always checking me out?

Dave: It must be your ANIMAL FAGNETISM.

by B Cube June 4, 2005

faggettismationallygay

Two pimpin best friends, who are each others best friends among best friends. They hate LPH's and act extremely gay towards each other, but are perfectly straight. And when they talk about gay sexual things, no-one seems to listen.

Mike: "Hey baby"

Chuck: "Hey sexy"

Mike: "Dude we act like freakin faggettismationallygay."

by OmgKiller! April 2, 2009

French Faguette

a faggot from France. Is usually named Donato.

Me: Bro you're a French faguette
Donato: 😢

by hoogashakahoogahooga October 27, 2019

Fagley

In the olden days, "to Fagley" meant "to eat hairy cheese". Over time, this word evolved to mean "hey, you over there with the Faggish tendencies!"

Man 1: Hey, Dorris! Look at that Faggish Fatafagosaurous over there! He's a total FAGLEY!
Man 2: Surely this is homophobic, tom?
Man 1: Get out of my face!
Man 2: Actually, sit on my face and let my wee nostrils do the magic!
Man 1: Yuk! snotty bottys are a no-no

by The Jewish Lincoln July 3, 2006

Faglot

A gathering of men of homosexual preference. Used to talk about a lot of homosexuals in one place.

I was on my way to the movies,but when I heard it was a faglot I turned around and went to the gun range.

by EdoggHersch March 24, 2009

Fatlete

A professional athlete or non professional athlete that is quite large in stature

That football player is huge but one great fatlete.

by FunMom May 20, 2011