Faap

slang for the word masturbation. ( sound effect of when someone masturbates )

Dude I gotta faap really bad, or my penis will explode!
ex. FAAP! FAAP! FAAP!.... is someone masurbating?

by I.R.-iot May 11, 2011

Farp

Fuck a rubber plant

Fuck. A. Rubber. Plant. Farp

by That chickkkkkk October 12, 2010

Flarp

(v.) to purposely look like the idiot you know you are; to say something that makes you look like a complete and utter dumbass; (n.) a phrase or clause that is just entirely stupid beyond belief; a blonde moment

Do you know that kid? He just comes up to me and starts flarping and I told him to fuck off.

by Skank Boy May 18, 2006

farpelsnaps

a word you can say when your high and drunk at the same time without swearing

aww farpelsnaps dude...Mark is hitting on my wife to be

by farpsnapkrack123 December 22, 2010

farp

Formerly Athletic Regular Person - Somebody who used to be an athlete at the collegiate level but is no longer an athlete.

Look at that old guy playing baseball, he looks like a farp.

by Speed89 June 2, 2011

turtle_farp

A cool username used by only the greatest people. Someone that has a turtle_farp username is just incredible at everything.

Gamer: "Wait, are you a turtle_farp?"
turtle_farp: "Yes I am."

by turtle_farp June 4, 2021

flarp

a weird comical gesture

I dropped my baby! Flarp!

by nick alvinator January 19, 2005