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fast and the furious

A completely pointless modification done to a car not worth modifying.
1. Look at that fast and the furious spoiler on that Cavalier.

2. Hey, do you hear that fast and the furious exhaust on that Civic?
by bill April 24, 2004
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fast and furious 6

Best movie you will ever see. Has 5 other movies behind it and more to come in front
Tony: hey did you go see fast and furious 6 yesterday?
Devin: yeah! Explains the fast 5 ending, can't wait for the 7th.
by Tony Alfaro December 2, 2013
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Fast and the Furious

An undeservedly popular film that, considering it is set in a real world where the laws of physics and science apply, is bereft of even the slightest shred of credibility. So much so that even a scene of someone taking a piss on a pavement would have been executed in the most unrealistic manner possible. In fact, piss could no doubt be converted into emergency fuel in this films universe. But taking the piss is all this film will do to anyone with a 3 digit IQ.

It, along with it's many sequels and clones, is widely responsible for motivating the chav populace of Britain to mod their 2nd hand/ stolen / scrapyard Vauxhall Nova's by adding spoilers, neon lights and great big exhausts that virtually any person could fit up.

To put the twattyness of this film into perspective, the opening racing scene strongly alludes that the main characters car is going so fast that he is just one inch away from time travel. Anyone who watches on beyond this scene, on basis of enjoyment and not criticism, is a fucking cunt of the highest order. For bonus twattage, Vin Diesel is seen wearing a Christian necklace throughout, despite his spare time hobbies of illegal street racing, highway thieving and gang related drive-by shootings.

Rated "R" for Retards.
by deeaitch October 2, 2009
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furlong

about 660 feet
The guy walked the a furlong each fortnight.
by bill anderson September 1, 2003
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Furlong

Despite the implied furriness and length, even a cursory inspection will reveal that "Furlong" is neither Furry or Long. He is bald and short. Like Danny DeVito. But ugly. Like Danny DeVito. "Hey, Danny, your penis is small."
"Who you calling Danny?"
by The LoveHater January 29, 2004
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fujioshi

A person (typically female) who has a passion for yaoi and will commonly ship characters together
Person: she likes yaoi? Oh she's a fujioshi.
by Rikkasempai99 January 1, 2016
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Furious George

N. The act in which, during or just after sexual intercourse, one defecates into one's hand and flings it at his/her partner.
She got very freaky and even tried to pull a Furious George, but luckily I was able to duck in time.
by Trophy Wife Music November 11, 2007
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