Cum Font

A font typically used on porn sites where the title text appears to be written in semen.

I rented a great porn dvd and the cover box had great graphics on it including the title written in a milky 'cum font'.

by LC Stanford January 13, 2010

Fonzerelli Effect

The act of fixing an electronic or mechanical device simply by touching it, or hitting it.

Named after Authur Fonzerelli , the cool guy from the late television show "Happy Days". His powers over the jukebox at the local diner were uncanny.

Every time my computer acts up, I take it to the technition. It works just fine when he examines it. He must have the Fonzerelli Effect.

by st0rmraven January 21, 2009

fing fong

fing fong is a person. her bestie is sam and sam likes to spew out random facts like that bison poop hardens in seven days. fing fong is a very short girl who is older than sam but still six feet shorter. fing fong disapproves everything sam does because sam likes stupid stuff, like one punch man. and technoblade. fing fong also has weird baby hairs.

sam: FING FONG DID U KNOW THAT FEMALE PEACOCKS ARE ACTUALLY CALLED PEAHENS????
fing fong: *sigh*

by maifingfongtable:))))) April 14, 2020

fonzanoon

someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles as they come up

I don't know why anyone would want to be a fonzanoon. Maybe I should ask Dan, since he is one.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

Fondler on the roof

Not to be confused with the famous musical "Fiddler on the roof". Fondler on the roof involves the action of touching your own or another individual's genitalia on the roof of an apartment, house, dwelling etc.

Instead of watching Fiddler on the Roof I decided to play "Fondler on the roof" with Jimmy!

by FondleKING10000 March 4, 2011

FONGO

Fear Of Not Going Out - Much like FOMO, but without the anxiety of wondering if your friends care where you are.

"I heard about that party, but I'm low on cash. I'm still gonna go because I don't want to sit at home tonight with a massive case of FONGO"

by brothertorch January 24, 2013

Fonny Rocket

Hemorrhoid suppositories shaped like a rocket designed to relieve the symptoms of piles in the rectum.

The Fonny Rocket is a special suppository designed to heal hemorrhoids in 3 days or less.

Fonny Rocket does not get lost in the rectum but stays comfortably in place for many hours to soothe and heal inflamed tissue.

by Ezmerelda Berger March 24, 2013